This is why I don't dance!

Dance: Dance is a type of art that generally involves movement of the body, often rhythmic and to music. It is performed in many cultures as a form of emotional expression, social interaction or exercise in a spiritual or performance setting, and is sometimes used to express ideas or tell a story.

Well.. i pretty much doubt wikipedia's definition of dance after seeing what's below...

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Until next time... Amour et bisous! :)